Presidential Crunch Time
It’s her alright. Get a grip on one of the world’s most recognized, most controversial women. You’ll feel the power in your hand. Just place a nut between her legs and squeeze. Cracks the toughest nuts, including Republican, Democratic, Brazilian, walnuts, and pecans.
What do you do when your in-laws come for dinner? Break out the good dishes!
Who Loves Ya, Baby?
These flavored lollipops contain a real worm that has been suspended within the tequila-flavored confines of the sucker. You don’t have to eat the bug, but that would just defeat the purpose of having an insect larva in your lollipop, now wouldn’t it?
No need to pick between chocolates and flowers when you can grow your own chocolate flowers. Seriously?
“Just what I always wanted!”, said no one. Ever. Thank goodness they at least kept this biohazard BPA free.
Have you ever received a really cringe-worthy Christmas gift? Tell us about it in the comments below, or let us know which one of our picks you think is the worst of the worst.